Once this guy went to the ER one night. He was like "I want my wart removed! How can I do this most expensively?" Then it hit him! THE ER!!

Basically this is how it went down. Boy wants wart removed. Boy puts on sandals. Boy goes to ER . Whole family comes. It's a bonding day. Then the doctor sprayed some general dust remover on the thing and said "go to a specialist".

The moral of the story: The ER costs hundreds of dollars a visit. Give me that money and buy some wart-off. HAHAHAHAHA.